Key Takeaways: > BTC +8.45%, ETH +7.61%: mcap rips 7.89% to $2.87T as BTC reclaims 80K despite a 5.20% 10Y > Kalshi's regulated-venue reputation cracks as a wash-trading exposé triggers a CFTC probe > Bitget loses $352M to a hot wallet breach, with its protection fund left to